The sarcastic shirts at Marie Gems are made-to-order unisex graphic tees that start at $19.99, in sizes Small to 5XL. Seven are below, from a skeleton that admits it was wrong to a blunt tee for the friend who says what everyone is thinking, each with a note on who it suits.
I run Marie Gems, a Wichita, Kansas shop with more than 500 orders shipped. These are finished tees, not transfers: each is a soft cotton-blend unisex shirt, made to order and hand-finished by me. Prices run from $19.99 to $24.99 depending on size, and on the Arguing With Me tee, Small through XL is $19.99, 2XL is $21.99, 3XL is $22.99 and 4XL and 5XL are $24.99.
1. Which sarcastic shirt is best for someone who always has to be right?
The Arguing With Me Is Pointless tee is the one for the stubborn, funny friend who wins every debate. The shirt shows a skeleton flashing peace signs beside the line "I knew I was wrong 10 minutes ago, I'm just trying to make you mad now." It comes in black.
2. Which sarcastic shirt works for a blunt friend?
The I'm Not Rude You're Just Sensitive tee is for the friend who says it like it is. The listing says it leans bold and sarcastic and is best for a friend who shares that sense of humor. It comes in baby blue.
3. Which sarcastic shirt suits someone with a dark sense of humor?
The Funny Dark Humor tee is for friends and family with a dark, dry sense of humor. The listing says the style leans casual and edgy, so check the design details before wearing it somewhere formal. It comes in black.
4. Which sarcastic shirt is a joke about a big personality?
The Mentally Spicy tee is a self-aware joke for anyone with a bold, chaotic personality. The listing says it is light humor, not a clinical statement, so it is best for someone who will enjoy the joke. It comes in black.
5. Which sarcastic shirt is a satirical statement tee?
The Trust Your Government tee is a bold, satirical statement for anyone with strong opinions and a sense of humor about them. The listing calls it satire, not commentary, and says to consider your audience before gifting it. It comes in black.
6. Which sarcastic shirt is silly instead of sharp?
The Funny Donkey tee is for animal lovers and anyone who likes a silly, stubborn joke. It has a relaxed unisex fit, and the listing suggests ordering your usual size or sizing down for a fitted look. It comes in baby blue or sports grey.
7. Which sarcastic shirt has a western edge?
The Funny Bull tee has a bit of attitude and suits western-aesthetic fans. The listing calls it a casual everyday tee or a fun birthday gift for someone with a bold sense of humor. It comes in baby blue.
How do I choose the right size for a sarcastic shirt?
Order your usual size for the relaxed unisex fit, and go down a size only if you want it fitted. All seven tees are offered in Small, Medium, Large, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL and 5XL, and larger sizes cost more, up to $24.99. None of the seven listings gives a wash instruction, so check the product page before you wash one.
What does a sarcastic shirt cost in bigger sizes?
A sarcastic shirt costs $19.99 in Small through XL and rises with size, to $24.99 for 4XL and 5XL. This is the full ladder on the Arguing With Me Is Pointless tee, and the other six listings show the same $19.99 to $24.99 range.
| Size | Price |
|---|---|
| Small, Medium, Large, XL | $19.99 |
| 2XL | $21.99 |
| 3XL | $22.99 |
| 4XL, 5XL | $24.99 |
A set of three tees for a friend group in Large costs $59.97, and each is made to order, so allow for that when you plan a gift date.
Where can I find more sarcastic shirts?
For more picks, see my posts on the 19 Tabs Open funny graphic tee and on cute graphic tees. The Graphic Apparel collection lists all 43 tees, and if you would rather press your own funny design, my guide to funny DTF transfers shows how. For a matching sarcastic gift, the Funny Tumblers collection holds 12 designs at $19.99.